Copywriting, Naming & Creative Direction for funny people serious about business
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A gift from me to you:
A list of words that are more tired than trending Reels audio!
If throwing ANYTHING is part of your decision making strategy, should we call someone? Are you okay?
Because in my very professional opinion, your brand identity (copy, creative direction & naming!) should be the last thing you leave up to the noodles.
Don't you want people to EAT UP what you're selling? CRAVE more of you? FEAST upon your offers?
That's what clicking the button below does for people.
They'd probably say
"Stop with the spaghetti facials!"
If walls could talk...
save the noods. hire me!
I got into school with a song and dance. Literally. I went for Musical Theatre, but what I really wanted was an MRS. degree. And I *did* fall in love in college—with mass comm?! (Talk about a plot twist.)
So, I changed my major and got to work. Before too long, my resume had become unrecognizable. Some of my most noteworthy accomplishments included: “drives well in a hoop skirt”, “adequate face painter” and “dog, dog, or dog balloon animal twister.”
That’s right. l landed my lifelong dream job as a princess. Sure, it was for
sticky-fingered children’s birthday parties, but it counts.
I was an advertising intern by day, a PR student by night and an off-brand party princess by weekend.
Turns out parents will pay ooooodles for a ball gown and a birthday song, so I pitched a new marketing plan to the Queen (my boss) and pitched myself as the Princess for the job.
I taught myself everything I needed to know about social media, web design and copywriting so I could:
✔ get more bookings
copywriter.
creative director.
domestic disaster.
My cat ate my rags-to-riches story...
That’s it. Did you expect a list? HA, I was 20 and selfish.
But smart.
Learning how to write copy changed the trajectory of my career.
Since 2017, I've written words for my clients that have facilitated in
5-figure days, 6-figure launches and 7-figure opportunities.
The rest... well... is why you're here. ;)
Household names I've worked with:
- Megan Kober, Metabolism Makeover
The best part of working with Katie is that you don't actually have to work with her. She magically turns into you and writes your copy, but much better than you'd be able to.
I think I'd just prefer to have you do all my copy now.
- Jake Anderson, Podcast Marketing Radio
Before hiring Katie, I checked out her website and for the first time I actually read the entire sales page (trust me, that never happens. Even with some of the so called "greatest copywriters." Her style was exactly what I was looking for, and she delivered it all above expectation!
Copy with personality, something that people WANT to read.
words I didn't write! WOW!
- Marisa Corcoran, Copywriter & Copy Mentor
I write copy all day, every day but it's nice to know there's someone you can trust when your creative juices feel zapped. Katie brought the juice. Thanks to Katie's help, this sales page brought in $257K in revenue (a mix of banked and booked because of payment plans.) and Katie is just a treasure.
She added engaging and funny-as-hell headlines that definitely stopped the scroll...
- Jake Anderson, Podcast Marketing Radio
Before hiring Katie, I checked out her website and for the first time I actually read the entire sales page (trust me, that never happens. Even with some of the so called "greatest copywriters." Her style was exactly what I was looking for, and she delivered it all above expectation!
Copy with personality, something that people WANT to read.
A gift from me to you:
A list of words that are more tired than trending Reels audio!
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