Why drink the LONG island iced tea when a shot will get the job done? That's how I feel about sales copy. I do extensive research about your buyers, market, and brand to be sure to write a stiff, high converting sales page that'll get the job done, and clock in well under the standard long form 3-5k words that no one reads anyway.
Don't kid yourself, you know you scroll until you see the dollar signs. They do too! Make it easy on them.
1. A musician, designer, artist, painter, photographer, writer, coach, etc.
2. One who takes pride in individuality, non-conformity, and/or pandemonium.
3. Natural thought leader, influencer, one who possesses innate gifts & talent.
4. A risk taking entrepreneur unwilling to give up or back down from their dream; will not stop until their passions are profitable.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what they say, "people read long copy, they don't read boring copy." Mkay, but won't they find the buy button sooner if they aren't scrolling their life away?
Veruca sang the people's anthem: I WANT IT NOW. Was she really a bad egg or just visiting the chocolate factory from the future?
What is it? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Or is it the hottest product that's ever graced the Internet?
Why should I care? Don't give me the fluffy well rehearsed pitch. I want features, benefits & credibility, please & thank you.
How do I get it? You have less than 7 seconds to keep my attention, and if it takes me that long to scroll down the whole damn page I'm outtttt.
I work with creatives & coaches who are sure of themselves. You know what you bring to the table, and you're confident about your offers, talent, and your value. Copy ain't cheap, so we're not a good fit if you're in your first 1-2 years of business, you see yourself changing direction, or you're not financially sound enough for a 4-figure* investment. *3 if we're talking intensives.
Does it look like I designed this site myself? I did, so don’t insult me. But that’s because I like a challenge, I’m OCD, and could use a lesson in humility. Short answer, just ask! I offer limited Copy & Creative Direction spots quarterly, depending on the availability of my exclusive brand & web designer, Sophie Haren. If you’re looking for a complete brand overhaul, please email me: email@example.com
I do indeed! I can split payment into 3-5 monthly installments. For web copy, your first payment is due upon contract signing to hold your spot. For intensives, I ask for a 50% non-refundable deposit. (Ya know, since I've reserved my day for you. You understand.)
*raises eyebrows yet again...this time seductively* So my copy worked on you, huh? I'll be honest, I'm typically booked 2-3 months out so speak now or forever have sub-par copy. (Did I type that out loud?!)